Don't Blog

Bloggers abandon their families as they compulsively blog. One result: "blog widows." Common activities:

• Apologizing to friends for all the "blog talk."
• Arguing for quality time for the relationship, for the kids.
• Learning the blogging lingo just to be able to talk to their other.
• Accompanying their blogger to real world blog meetups, just for the support of other blog widows.
• Worst: trying out blogging.